Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
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Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
Anonymous asked:
You watched Kim's full tape or the five minute pornhub version
kngshxt-deactivated20180831 answered:
you think i had time to watch 79 minutes of that dry ass sex tape? she aint even have booty shots yet. her head game was awful and she was fucking brandy’s brother. nigga was lookin in the camera like he knew kanye was gone see it one day. weird as fuck. so yeah anyway i watched the whole thing.
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
- gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
- girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT GOD DAMN BLUE SHELL I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT AND FUCKING EAT IT.
Don’t judge a girl’s body.
In fact, don’t judge a body at all. Don’t go around telling girls “You’re skinny, You’re fat, You’re flat, Your boobs are big, You have no ass, Your ass is huge, etc.” Not only that its a sign of perversion, but it’s just plain rude. If you have to point something out, compliment a beauty mark, or some sort. Not, a female part that varies in sizes.
Anonymous asked:
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
i-do-it-for-the-lesbians answered:
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
SHIT.
Boy: Ur soo sexy fuck me:)
Girl: No
Boy: Your such a rude fucking ugly bitch i never wanted to talk to your fat ass anyoways you probably are broke as fuck u whore
He looked at her the way all girls wanted to be looked at.
Great Gatsby (via sexy-blackandwhite)
the world would be a pain in the ass without girls
Is that a pun
straight guys be like “I want a girl with bangin DD’s, a tiny waist, flat belly, a nicki minaj ass, no cellulite, wears makeup but not too much and has long silky perfect hair” but straight girls say “idk I prefer tall guys but I’m open to anyone I’m attracted to” and we’re the shallow ones